The Many Pearl Necklaces of Christine O’Donnell
While watching a recap of the Christine O’Donnell walk out on Piers Morgan my friend @KBondelli and I commented on the pearl necklaces…. Of many…. many pearl necklaces. So I bring you… the many pearl necklaces of Christine O’Donnell
The I am not a witch pearls
The - I’m not crazy for saying “I’m not a witch” pearls
Purple pearls - for when you’re feeling fun!
Primary pearls - for when you’re a winner and your lazy eye is going a little nuts
“These pearls show I’m a serious about being a republican”
“My pearls are along side my flag pin because I’m a republican!”
“I can’t believe I trusted Piers enough to wear my three string pearls”
Sarah wears them outside her turtleneck because she’s a serious republican
ALL MY BFF’s WEAR PEARLS TOO! Because they’re serious about being republicans…. You have to have pearls to win… .everyone knows that! And the more pearls you have the more you are serious about winning.
